I fell into the toilet bowl

Fell into the toilet bowl long time ago, but it still stinks.
I guess I thought the shit was chocolate and I chucked my head in without much consideration and there I was, deep in shit. The shit was coated with some sweet material...but deep down inside, smelly and ugly.
When I realised it, it was way too late...
How about the toilet bowl with the shit coated with sweet stuff? After a foolish human being happily fell into the trap, it flushes!! And it is back to a clean white toilet bowl!! Wooohooo...Leaving the shit all over the dumb person's body, even after washing repeatedly, the freaking smell is still there.
So as the toilet bowl moves on with this happy happy shit shit service, I'm left behind to discover all the lies and traps, to use perfume to hide those smell from the others, pretending that nothing has gone wrong.
Oh shit oh tahi...what a life.
Maybe it's time to change to Chanel perfume to kill the smell instead of those pasar-malam brand, aha...!
I know it's not right to think so, but deep down inside, I hope that someone will accidentally shit all over on the toilet bowl, at the places where it can't flush and no cleaner is to come and clean the shit for it...and the toilet bowl will know torturous it has been for me.

-Dedicated to all the bull-shit I've had in my not-so-long life-

*Yesterday was a bad day...screwed up my Math test, dad got food poisoning and went hospital, bad DotA game, very very tiring day...Pray hard that tomorrow will be better.*